We’re never gonna win the world, we’re never gonna stop the war. We’re never...– John Mayer. (via idaholm) I was just listening to this.
Me: I'm gonna tell you a story about me okay?
Gay friend: k
Me: Last night I was drunk, I don't remember much. He was tall and he was buying. So I gave him a trying, said he was built like a stallion and that man wasn't lying. Last I remember I was face down, ass up. CLothes off, broke off, dozed off. Even though I'm not sure of his name he could get it again if he want it. Because the sex was spectaculaaaaa.
Me: ah ah ahh ahhhhh
Gay friend: ....