May 2012
99 posts
believed:
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
If EXO was a High School:
Kai: The jock running the school
D.O: The try-hard wannabe
Kris: The metrosexual heartthrob
Chanyeol: The class clown
Lay: The quiet, cool kid
Suho: Class representative (the teacher's pet)
Tao: The emo kid who writes "inspirational, deep-meaning" poetry
Chen: The school's h4x0r/computer club president
Luhan: The kawaii-desu!! nerd ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ (the weeaboo)
Sehun: The harmless stoner
Baekhyun: The sexually-active band geek
Xiumin: The insecure "little fatty" who eats alone at lunch
jengyu:
pyosexual:
THIS IS NEVER GOING TO...
What if EXO discovers our Tumblrs?
Kris: Translates all the comments for all the members while laughing and knowing he's a male god
Luhan: I do not look like I'm 12.9 years old....
Lay: I don't even eat Lay's potato chips
Tao: I don't even own Gucci...
Chen: I was saying girl not gull
Xiumin: I'M NOT A BUN OKAY I'M NOT
Baekhyun: FUCK YEAH I'M TAKING OVER THE BACON TAG
Chanyeol: Wait, I don't get it... I was saying Kris why are you guys putting Kreeeeees?
D.O.: O_________O
Sehun: Why are there GIFs of my crotch
Kai: No need to remind me, I know I'm a sex god
Suho: Shuts off the computer in case fangirls start jumping out of the computer screen at the members.
reasons why kpoppers would die if their parents...
parents: who are these babies you keep on referring to? are you pregnant?
parents: this man is ruining your life? we have to call the police to end this harassment!
parents: don't tell me... he's the one who got you pregnant?!??!!
parents: why do you keep telling that picture to "stop"? he's just standing there. do you have a mental disease?
parents: you want to marry that boy? is he a doctor?
parents: moving to korea? who's going to pay for it?
parents: what is dubulge?
parents: shooting anonymous??!! have you become a serial killer?!?!!?!!?!?!?!
parents: WHY IS THAT BREASTLESS GIRL FLAUNTING HER NIPPLES??!?!!
parents: why are they all blonde is that even possible i mean THEY'RE ASIAN.
parents: are they speaking chinese?
parents: are they gay?
parents: why does he have blue hair?
parents: so you're telling me that's a guy? pfffffffffffffffffffffff
parents: they're all ugly.
parents: they're all prettier than you.
鹿晗的宝贝: 120527 fanacc Luhan got hurt @ Beijing... →
oneloveforme:
[Full FanAcc] EXO-M @ Airport: The situation was seriously bad. Luhan was jerked and got to be in fanclub’s crowd and he couldn’t leave the crowd. Some of them tried to approach and touch Luhan. It got worse that manger couldn’t do anything anymore. EXO were jerked by the fans….
What hoes! Fans that do these things need a good ass beating.
FANACCOUNT OF SHINEE AT DISNEYLAND.
thepocketasian:
We were thinking about going to the hotel but decided against it because my friend and I are both not from California and it was the first time we’ve been here. We decided to go to Disneyland. We thought if we were bound to see someone from SMTown it would happen.
We were having a good time and I decided to check my phone and I saw that EXO was at Disneyland. I saw the picture...
EXO Problems: EXO PROJECT GROUP: RADIES RAMENLADE →
baekhyun-social:
Member profiles:
Name: Baekyeonce
Position: Leader, Lead vocalist
Name: Adelulu
Position: Main vocalist
Name: Britney Xiupears
Position: Main dancer
Name: Hilayry duff
Position: Vocalist
Name: Hunty Perry
Position: Vocalist, Composer,…
Random: Party In The USA (EXO Version) →
okj00:
Exo hopped off the plane at LAX
With their crew and the managers
Welcome to the land of fame excess
Are they gonna fit in?
Jumped in the van
Here they are for the first time
Look to their right and they see the Hollywood sign
This is all so crazy
Everybody knows their names
…
“OMG FANBOY IN A BOAT JUST SCREAMED EXO K EXO K AND KRIS AND YIXING FIST PUMPED...”
– donataollo (via justdoyahthing)
Meanwhile at Disneyland
Normal people: Screaming because rollercoaster
Kpop fans: Screaming because EXO
People on tumblr: Screaming because they're not there
Ok sorry I am going to just explain this. Omg here... →
yeolchans:
c-h-a-n-yeol:
Ok sorry I am going to just explain this. Omg here is my fanaccount with one of the members of exo. Godamn my phone is dying so I have to write this quick. So after searching for any members of exo in both parks in Disneyland I gave up. So I decided to go and buy a water or something because I was thirsty as hell. Anyway so as I was turning I bumped in to someone and...
HEECHUL: How much do you love me?
KYUHYUN: Well, look at the stars & count them. That's how much I love you.
HEECHUL: But, its morning.
KYUHYUN: Exactly.
Rant time.
I’m so annoyed by everything. Like, damn. If people weren’t so fucking dumb then I would be a much calmer person but aghh.
My problems with people.
People lie too much
People are unreliable
People make promises that they aren’t able to keep
They just don’t think about things..
I can’t wait to have some alone time this summer. I really need it.
Watch
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“He will forget me. He will leave my letters lying about among guns and dogs...”
– Virginia Woolf, The Waves. (via thisideaofsurrender)
An annual solar eclipse will take place on May...
exoticsonelf:
whatareyoudoni:
i-punched-tao:
ARE YOU SHITTING ME
ARE
YOU
SHITTING
ME
O_O
SME …you fucking geniuses… OTL
no wonder it was a dual performance…..
THE FUCK.
