This is not the reality I wanted.
iamjaceyandlovesuju: Meanwhile in Japan/Korea/China/Singapore/Indonesia/Paris/Taiwan/Thailand….. and then there’s you in front of your computer….
My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick...
at a fanmeet
me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but i've loved oppa since predebut and i fit the description of oppa's ideal type and oppa and i have matching blood types and i think oppa is an angel that has descended from the heavens because oppa is perfect in every single way imaginable and i know every little detail about oppa including oppa's ring size so i bought oppa an engagement ring and i wrote oppa a fourteen-page essay as to why oppa should consider marrying me with contact information and a photo of myself enclosed
me: so sign this marriage lice- i mean, paper for me
me: and call me maybe
Things that will never get old in the EXO fandom
jean22s: from-planet-exo: “Ayo Waddup Kreeeese” “Ayo Wasuuuuuuuuup” Kris buying Tao Gucci Tao using aegyo on Kris to get said Gucci Shoot anonymous Rolling like a buffalo Trolling like a buffalo Enjoy the mayo Gulls Bacon Lay’s Unicorns O_______O Chanyeol derp Bitchface Kris “OPPA ANNYEONGHASEYO” BAOZI Baekhyun and SNSD “Annyeonghatheyo, Extho-K Thehun-imnida” :) “I can...